mystory-goeson:

Seems like it got better…

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via threatlevelmidknight-deactivate)

milsoph:
“ 997:
“”
They punched the grease out of his hair
”

milsoph:

997:

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They punched the grease out of his hair

(via manda)

thatsmoderatelyraven:
“This is so awesome where is my modern day love story
”

thatsmoderatelyraven:

This is so awesome where is my modern day love story

(via manda)

(via trust)

  • me: *procrastinates necessary things*
  • me: *procrastinates enjoyable things*
  • me @ me: why are you like this
freakinmilkonthatshizz:
“do not disturb
”

freakinmilkonthatshizz:

do not disturb

(Source: awwww-cute, via death-by-lulz)

crimsonfireboltart:
“detectives from Victorian London (with the help from a mysterious fellow)
”

crimsonfireboltart:

detectives from Victorian London (with the help from a mysterious fellow) 

(via doctorwho)

this-stuff-is-kinda-funny:
“Went baby goat shopping. This baby girl claimed me as her own before I could even decide.
”

this-stuff-is-kinda-funny:

Went baby goat shopping. This baby girl claimed me as her own before I could even decide.

(Source: xjohndeeregirlx, via death-by-lulz)

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

(via the-barrelrider)

cherohero:

Has this been done yet xD

Original meme 

(via clotpolesofcamelot)

captainlitebrite:

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

(via oh-good)

bastille:

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

(via the-barrelrider)

(Source: kushandwizdom)

kushandwizdom:
“…
”