Girl: OMGGG!!111!! I WANNA FUCK DAN OMG!!!!1111!!
"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.
Does the staff actually ever reply to posts or is that just a myth?
No one will believe you.
FACT OF THE DAY: sailors call the right side of the boat the starboard because stars only appear on the right side of the sky. always.
You sure about that?
did he even have a script
i find it really hard to think he had one
i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake
this is the realist shit on this website
a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit
take a nap on a fucking ski lift
I never once needed a bag to sleep through church.
I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE MY AGE AND SUCCESSFUL YOU SHOULD BE WASTING UR LIFE BLOGGING OR EATING DORITOS OR SOME SHIT NOT GOING TO SPACE AND WINNING THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE