this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…
i will never not reblog. its too accurate
wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???
Shit get in my arms let me comfort you through this ordeal
My friend always thinks it’s hilarious to dislocate his shoulder when he’s drunk. The look on this girl’s face says otherwise.
like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss
reasons Steven Colbert will aways be my favorite news anchor
WAIT FUCK I WON THE XBOX ONE BUT ITS REGISTERED UNDER ‘KNUTTSACH JONES’ IM A FUCKING IDIOT
why is it so easy to stay awake until 6 am but so hard to wake up at 6 am
Things in motion tend to stay in motion, while things at rest tend to stay at rest.
i hope you’re getting all this down
every day is a struggle not to get really intense about princess bubblegum 24/7
GUYS WE NEED TO REEVALUATE OUR LIVES.
YOU KNOW THE SCOOBY DOO GANG?
VELMA IS 15.
FRED IS 16.
DAPHNE IS 16.
SHAGGY IS 17.
SCOOBY IS 7.
WE ARE LITERALLY THE SAME AGE AS THE SCOOBY DOO GANG MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE.
EVERYONE MUST BE ENLIGHTENED OF MY HEART BREAKING DISCOVERY. I’M TAKING YOU ALL DOWN WITH ME.
IT IS TIME TO BEGIN MY LIFE LONG DREAM OF BECOMING THE SCOOBY DOO GANG
one time i was in brooklyn and i saw all these black scary guys wearing a red bandanas and i said “i think they’re a gang” to my little sister and then the leader was like “MAN WE AINT NO GANG WE’RE AN A CAPELLA GROUP.”